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Joke Calculator (Gagulator)
Joke Calculator (Gagulator)
The Magic Joke Shop
Joke Claculator (Gagulator).
Only £7.99
This item will be available June 2010. Please pre order it now and we will despatch it to you as soon as it arrives!
 
The Gagulator is a joke Calculator with a difference! It can be used as an ordinary Calculator or by pressing the CE button it turns into a Joke Calculator. Every time someone completes a calculation it will display one of ten different phrases when the = button is pressed!
 
The Gagulator Available in Grey Or Pink!
 
When you are finished having fun and want to get down to some serious calculations simply press the CE button again to return it to a normal Calculator! A great Practical Joke that will catch out anyone. Available in classic grey or pink. Batteries included.
 
Phrases include:
 
ON A BREAK - UMMMMM - U R FIRED - U R THICK - WHO CARES - ABOUT 1589 - SAY PLEASE - LAZY GIT - YOURE UGLY - DONT KNOW.
 
One Million Pounds Banknote
One Million Pounds Banknote
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One Million Pounds Banknote.
Only £1.99
This time tomorrow you can be a millionaire!!!
 
The Million Pounds Banknote is a fantastic Practical Joke. Oddly enough, this is an appropriate gift for both those who have everything as well as those of us who are less fortunate too! This realistically styled 1 Million Pounds Banknote will fool the recipient for a blissful, though brief, interlude after which it provides marvellous inspiration for all manner of fantastic dreams of limitless wealth and extravagant living.
 
Snug Rug Lite Blanket With Sleeves & Handy Pouch
snug rug lite blanket with over sized sleeves & handy pouch (pink or blue)
 The Magic Joke Shop
Snug Rug Lite With Sleeves.
Only £19.99
The extremely popular Snug Rug Lite Blanket With Over Sized Sleeves & Handy Pouch is made from the finest quality Polar Fleece. The Snug Rug Lite Blanket allow you the freedom to read, snack, and work on your laptop whilst staying warm & cosy.
 
Ideal for lounging at home, long car journeys or camping. The Snug Rug Lite Blanket measures 152cm x 213cm; (60in x 84in) with 46cm x 28cm; (18in x 11in) sleeves.
 
Features:
  • Available in 3 Great Colours-Blue, Pink or Chocolate.Non-Pilling.
  • Handy pouch pocket.
  • 100% polyester machine washable.
  • Saves on heating costs.
  • Packed in Handy PVC bag with Zipper & Rope Handle.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (30 degrees)  
  • Gentle cycle.  
  • Tubble dry low.  
  • Remove promptly.  
  • Do not bleach.  
  • Do not iron.
 
Shaun The Sheep Costume (Officially Licensed)
Shaun The Sheep costume (officially licensed)
The Magic Joke Shop
Shaun The Sheep Costume.
Only £39.99
Classic officially licensed Shaun The Sheep costume. This fantastic costume includes jumpsuit and headpiece. Available in one size only. Medium (To fit chest 38"-40").
 
Celebtity Photo Masks (Assorted)

Celebrity Photo Masks

The Magic Joke Shop
Celebrity Photo Masks.
Only £3.99
Very popular high quality Celebrity Photo Masks. Made from sturdy cardboard with elasticised strap.
 
Choose from:
  • Anthony McPartlin Photo Mask
  • Declan Donnelly Photo Mask
  • David Beckham Photo Mask
  • Victoria Beckham Photo Mask
  • Gordon Brown Photo Mask
  • David Cameron Photo Mask
  • Tony Blair Photo Mask
  • Barack Obama Photo Mask
  • Simon Cowell Photo Mask
  • Louis Walsh Photo Mask
  • Cheryl Cole Photo Mask
  • Danni Minogue Photo Mask
  • Joe McElderry Photo Mask
  • Jedward (Edward) Photo Mask
  • Jedward (John) Photo Mask
  • Bruce Forsyth Photo Mask
  • Frank Spencer Photo Mask
  • Victor Meldrew Photo Mask
  • Angelina Jolie Photo Mask
  • Brad Pitt Photo Mask
  • Peter Andre Photo Mask
  • Katie Price Photo Mask
  • Theo Paphitis Photo Mask
  • Duncan Bannatyne Photo Mask
  • James Caan Photo Mask
  • Peter Jones Photo Mask
  • Deborah Meaden Photo Mask
  • Lady Gaga Photo Mask
  • George Clooney Photo Mask
 
Coloured Contact Lenses (UV Glow In The Dark & Special Effects)

 The Magic Jokeshop
Coloured Contact Lenses.
Only £24.99
Our very popular Coloured soft Contact Lenses give you an amazingly dramatic appearance!
 
Choose from our UV reactive Glow In The Dark Coloured Contact Lenses that are great for an extreme look at Party's, Night Clubs and especially Halloween! Or our Special Effects Coloured Contact Lenses that really make you stand out in a crowd!
 
Unlike most Coloured Contact Lenses our Lenses are designed to be worn for three months as long as they are properly cleaned and handled.
 
 
Four fantastic colours in our UV Glow In The Dark range: Blue, Green, Red & Yellow.
 
Blue UV Lenses
Green UV Lenses
Red UV Lenses
Yellow UV Lenses
 
Nine fantastic colours in our Special Effects range: Dragon Eyes, White Zombie, Blackout, Vampire Devil, Wildfire, Viper, Party Green, Glamour Blue,Ultra Violet & Union Jack.
 
Dragon Eyes Special Effects Lenses
Zombie Special Effects Lenses
Blackout Special Effects Lenses
Vampire Devil Special Effects Lenses
Wildfire Special Effects Lenses
Viper Special Effects Lenses
Party Green Special Effects Lenses
Glamour Blue Special Effects Lenses
Ultra Viloet Special Effects Lenses

Union Jack Special Effects Lenses 

 
We take responsibility for ocular health seriously; which is why every pack of our Coloured Contact Lenses contains full care instructions and FREE lense cleaner to ensure that any new look can be achieved quickly and safely. This ethical approach to wearer comfort and safety is maintained throughout our entire portfolio.
 
Spider Catcher
Spider Catcher
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Spider Catcher.
Only £9.99
If you dislike Spiders or other insects in your house and want to remove them without harming them, then all you need is the Spider Catcher. It works by surrounding the Spider with bristles that close around the Spider, the bristles harmlessly trap the spider, to allow you to pickup and release the Spider outside.

The Spider Catcher has a trigger at one end that operates the bristles at the other end. It measures approximately 65cm (25.60") in length to allow you to approach the spider at a safe distance.

Grasp the handle and with a squeeze of the trigger the bristles open. Once you have surrounded the Spider quickly release the trigger and the bristles close gently around the Spider, catching it safely and soundly. Now you can safely release the Spider outside by pressing the handle again. The bristles open up and the Spider falls out.
 
The Spider Catcher’s gentle bristles allow you to catch spiders when they are moving.
 
We know that you may be apprehensive about using the Spider Catcher that’s why we provide you with a practice plastic Spider with every purchase of a Spider Catcher to show you how safe and easy it is to use.
 
Makes an appreciated gift that every home should have!
Every home should have a Spider Catcher!
 
The purpose of the Spider Catcher is to catch and remove Spiders and other insects without harm, offering you a natural environmental pest control product. No chemicals and batteries are required for the Spider Catcher.

The Spider Catcher can catch Spiders and Daddy-Long Legs from 2mm (0.08") in length up to 25mm (1"). The Spider Catcher is not limited to just spiders it can catch other insects such as Ants, Beetles, etc. You can also catch Butterflies, Moths, Wasps, Bees and Flies by side sweeping them when they are trapped on your window.

 
Pin Art 3D Pinpressions
pin art pinpressions (large only £8.99)
The Magic Joke Shop
Pin Art Pin Pressions.
Only £9.99
Make the coolest 3D pin art with the amazing Pin Art Pinpressions.
 
A classic executive toy with large pins and unlimited capabilities. You will be intrigued for hours with this. The Pin Art Pinpressions surface allows you to take a three dimensinoal impression of a surface by using a crowded array of over 2000 pins.
 
The metal pins in Pin Art Pinpressions are strategically drilled into two foundation plates to make this pin art toy. The specially designed pins are placed into each hole and held in place by a strong piece of clear plexiglass.
 
Just push the object you want to make a 3D impression of into the pins at the back. Pin Art Pinpressions measures: 7 x 5 x 2 inches Color: Black with clear plexiglass and silver pins.

For ages 8+
 
Robocop Costume (Officially Licensed)
Robocop costume (Officially Licensed)
The Magic Joke Shop
Robocop Costume.
Only £64.99
You have 20 seconds to comply!
 
Long awaired officially licensed Robocop costume. Robocop centres on a police officer who is brutally murdered and subsequently re-created as a super-human cyber known as Robocop. This amazing costume includes a 2 piece black & silver jumpsuit with EVA armor, 2 piece helmet and moulded chest piece.
 
One size only. Medium size fits up to 42" chest.
 
Shithead Card Game
Shithead Card Game
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Shithead Card Game.
Only £6.99
Shithead Card Game is the card game most treasured and played by adults, students, travellers and children all across the world. Shithead Card Game is not all about the winning, but all about NOT losing! The aim is to get rid of your cards faster than the other players can get rid of theirs!

The card game is so popular as the rules of Shithead Card Game are very easy and simple to learn, it is fun, it is fast, and the more experience you gain, the more strategy you will adopt, and the more you will want to play over and over and over...

Shithead Card Game

With our novelty version of Shithead Card Game game all of the playing cards depict an assortment of hilarious characters, also included in the box are the rules of Shithead Card Game, a unique poo carry case and a comical poo stained headpiece for the crowning of the Shithead!
 
Features:
  • Ages 10 +
  • 2-4 players
  • 54 full color cards
  • Hilarious contemporary works of art
  • Unique & fun poo carry bag
  • Instructions, definitions and diagrams
  • Rule variations for the experienced
  • 2 bonus stickers Special SHITHEAD crown
 
Fart Machine (Remote Controlled)
 
Fart Machine (Remote Controlled)
The Magic Joke Shop
Fart Machine (Remote Controlled).
Only £14.99
One of our best sellers! Just turn it on and hide the Fart Machine wherever you want. When you're ready to "let loose" just press the remote control button to activate the farts.
 
Features:
  • New & improved.
  • Clearer louder farts.
  • Works up to an amazing 100ft.
  • Works even through walls.
  • Boom Box Technology.
  • 15 realistic fart sounds.
(Batteries required: 1 x 9V battery not included). Size: Main unit 13cm x 9cm. Remote 3.5cm x 6cm.
 
Classic Smurf Hat
smurf hats (£4.99 in assorted colours)
The Magic Jokeshop
Smurf Hat.
Only £3.99
Classic Smurf hat in white. Our exclusive Smurf hats are extremely popular and manufactured by ourselves to a high standard. Our classic Smurf hats are made from felt and one size fits all!
 
Our Smurf hats are ideal for all Fancy Dress occasions and especially Hen/Stag Nights. To complement your Smurf hat we suggest you use our accessories below.
 
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