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Best Sellers From The Magic Joke Shop!
Joke Calculator (Gagulator) |
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Joke Claculator (Gagulator).
Only £7.99
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The Gagulator is a joke Calculator with a difference! It can be used as an ordinary Calculator or by pressing the CE button it turns into a Joke Calculator. Every time someone completes a calculation it will display one of ten different phrases when the = button is pressed!
When you are finished having fun and want to get down to some serious calculations simply press the CE button again to return it to a normal Calculator! A great Practical Joke that will catch out anyone. Available in classic grey or pink. Batteries included.
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Phrases include:
ON A BREAK - UMMMMM - U R FIRED - U R THICK - WHO CARES - ABOUT 1589 - SAY PLEASE - LAZY GIT - YOURE UGLY - DONT KNOW. |
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Mini Cooling Fan Pen.
Only £4.99
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The Mini Cooling Fan Pen is a great idea for the summer or anywhere you need an instant cooling breeze. Now when you are sweltering away in the office you can carry on working and cool yourself at the same time.
The Mini Cooling Fan Pen is a handy little lightweight blue-ink pen with a cooling two-winged propeller fan designed to keep you cool in the heat.
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Approximate size: 14 x 1 x 1cm. Battery: 1x AAA (included). |
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Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper |
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Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper.
Only £5.99
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We’re not entirely sure why anyone would sit on the loo in total darkness but we’re told it happens all the time! This deeply ridiculous Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper will cast its funky green glow across the bathroom, freeing desperate guests from the search routine in the dead of night.
As long as it receives sufficient light during the day, Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper should illuminate the immediate area enough to render switching on the light unnecessary. Approximate size: 9cm diameter & 10cm high.
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Henry Hoover Tea Mug (Officially Licensed) |
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Henry Hoover Tea Mug.
Only £4.99
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Classic and officially licensed Henry Hoover Tea Mug.
Additional Henry Items:
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Henry Hoover / Hetty Hoover KeyChain please click here.
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Celebtity Photo Masks (Assorted) |
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Celebrity Photo Masks.
Only £3.99
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Very popular high quality Celebrity Photo Masks. Made from sturdy cardboard with elasticised strap.
Choose From:
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David Beckham Mask
Victoria Beckham Mask
Gordon Brown Mask
David Cameron Mask
Tony Blair Mask
Barack Obama Mask
Simon Cowell Mask
Louis Walsh Mask
Cheryl Cole Mask
Danni Minogue Mask
Joe McElderry Mask
Jedward Mask
Bruce Forsyth Mask
Frank Spencer Mask
Victor Meldrew Mask
Angelina Jolie Mask
Brad Pitt Mask
Peter Andre Mask |
Katie Price Mask
Theo Paphitis Mask
Duncan Bannatyne Mask
James Caan Mask
Peter Jones Mask
Deborah Meaden Mask
Lady Gaga Mask
George Clooney Mask
Frank Lampard Mask
Wayne Rooney Mask
Kylie Minogue Mask
Jeremy Clarkson Mask
Jonathan Ross Mask
Mr Bean Mask
Kiera Knightly Mask
Jonny Depp Mask
Ozzy Osbourne Mask
Sharon Osbourne Mask | |
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Coloured Contact Lenses (UV Glow In The Dark & Special Effects) |
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Coloured Contact Lenses.
Only £19.99
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Our very popular Coloured soft Contact Lenses give you an amazingly dramatic appearance!
Choose from our UV reactive Glow In The Dark Coloured Contact Lenses that are great for an extreme look at Party's, Night Clubs and especially Halloween! Or our Special Effects Coloured Contact Lenses that really make you stand out in a crowd!
Unlike most Coloured Contact Lenses our Lenses are designed to be worn for three months as long as they are properly cleaned and handled.
Choose from four amazing UV Glow In The Dark colours: Blue, Green, Red & Yellow.
Try our new 3 Tone Coloured Contact Lenses. These designs combine 3 Tones with natural shades to create a subtle colour change. The colour blends very well with the eye and creates a pleasant tone. Choose from Green, Blue or Violet.
Or choose from our amazing selection of wild, crazy Coloured Contact Lenses: Dragon Eyes, White Zombie, Blackout, Vampire Devil, Wildfire, Viper, Party Green, Glamour Blue, Solar Blue, Ultra Violet, Union Jack, George Cross, Twilight, Anaconda or Cool Blue.
Each pack of our Special Effects Extreme Coloured Contact Lenses are European CE approved (ISO9001) and contain 1 pair of sterile Contact Lenses in individual vials in buffered isotonic saline solution. Full care instructions, carry case and free cleaning solution!
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Please Note that we take responsibility for ocular health very seriously, which is why you must click on the CE logo and read the following Terms & Conditions before you purchase any Coloured Contact Lenses. |
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Additional Accessories:
- Special Effects Extreme Coloured Contact Lenses please click here.
- Blacklight Fluorescent UV Unit please click here.
- Glow In The Dark UV Blacklight Hairspray please click here.
- Glow In The Dark UV Blacklight Spray please click here.
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Insect Lollies (Real Edible, Worm, Ants & Scorpion) |
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Insect Lollies.
Only £3.49
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Very unusual Insect Lollies, yes, real edible Worm, Chinese Scorpion or Ants and all deceased!
The delicious vodka and tequila flavoured Lolly contains a Worm for the same reason the drink does - it looks seriously cool! simple as that. What's more, the little fellow incarcerated inside has been specially bred and is 100% edible.
The Chinese Scorpion is actually quite an attractive little fellow (if you like deadly arachnids), and he even glows under ultraviolet light, making this Lolly the perfect fashion accessory. It's almost seems a shame to eat him. But believe us, once you've slurped away at his transparent, vodka-tinged enclosure, you'll be unable to resist biting into his delightfully chewy, segmented abdomen. Although his sting has been removed, this Lolly still has plenty of va va voom, as the Chinese scorpion is said to be a potent aphrodisiac when eaten.
The Ant Lolly is a peppermint Lolly which contains real farm raised Ants! The Ants are specially bred Polyrachis Black Ants and they have a spicy, peppery taste similar to Chilli Peppers. Ants are said to be good for you, giving an energy boost, and the peppermint is great for freshening your breath!
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The scorpions used are bred in Chinese Scorpion farms specifically for human consumption and are heat-treated to remove any toxins - they are completely safe to eat.
The Worms used are specially bred in the USA for human consumption and are fed on a diet of cereal and fresh greens.
The Ants are specially farm-bred Polyrachis black Ants and taste just divine!
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Space Food Ice Cream (Genuine NASA Space Food) |
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The Magic Joke Shop Space Food Ice Cream.
Only £4.99
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These genuine pouches of Astronaut Space Food Ice Cream developed for the Apollo missions are deliciously healthy treats that have been frozen to -40c, vacuum dried and sealed in special foil pouches. Manufactured by the same company that supplies NASA for Space Shuttle missions, Astronaut Space Food Ice Cream is out of this world in terms of originality!
Astronaut Space Food Ice Cream melts in the mouth and is ready to eat straight out of the pack. But what about the taste? Each one tastes exactly as it should, only a bit dryer.
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Available in 3 flavours:
Neapolitan, Mint Choc Chip & Ice Cream Sandwich. |
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Understandable as Space Food is devoid of water crystals. We have to admit that the texture takes some getting used to but, to paraphrase JFK, "We choose to eat these things not because they are chewy, but because they are crunchy." |
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Morphsuits |
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Morphsuits.
Only £29.99
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Morphsuits are the latest Fancy Dress Costume craze. Morphsuits are made from durable stretchy Lycra. They cover the whole of your body and are fixed by a zip that goes from the base of you spine to the top of your head.
Morphsuits allow you to see out, but other people can’t see in and you can even have a drink through them! Morphsuits give you the option of making a huge impact on arrival at any party and later, if you want to take a breather simply unzip the hood to release your head.
We suggest you wear a pair of tight pants underneath as Boxers just make you look lumpy! Available in machine washable black or red Lycra. One size only: XL, suitable for someone between 5'10 and 6'3. |
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Popeye The Sailor Man Costume (Officially Licensed) |
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Popeye The Sailor Man Costume.
Only £44.99
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He's strong to the finish, because he eats his spinach. It's Popeye The Sailor Man costume! This fantastic officially licensed Popeye The Sailor man costume includes shirt with padded arms, tousers, hat, fabric pipe & Spinach can. One size available fits up to 42" Jacket size,
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Wiki M Cube Magnetic Puzzle |
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Wiki M Cube Magnetic Puzzle.
Only £19.99
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The WiKi M-Cube is a puzzle like you have never seen before! Welcome to the world of magnets.
The M-Cube consists of 216 highly magnetic rare earth magnets. Each magnet has a north and south polarity, allowing you to make many different types of shape or pattern. It has no solution, but its also a puzzle, if that makes sense.
It will give you literally hours of entertainment, and helps relieve stress, develop the creative side of your brain, and relieve boredom. Once you start, you cannot put it down, it's seriously addictive!
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Warning: Recommended for ages 14+ and not suitable for small children under 36 months due to small parts. |
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Smurf Hats (Available in Red Or White) |
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Smurf Hats.
Only £2.99
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Our Smurf Hats are ideal for all Fancy Dress occasions especially Stag & Hen Nights. Manufactured from quality felt they include an elasticised rim that ensures a snug fit. Available in classic white or red.
To complement your Smurf Hat we suggest you use our accessories below.
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